Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Eyeball Licking..

I looked at my phone's notepad and saw a note titled 'Reminder' so I opened it and it read, "Blog about licking eyeballs!"
So this is me, doing that I told myself to do?

My story about eyeball licking:
As the 3rd eldest of 12 cousins, I was left in charge of the younger ones frequently.
I liked to lick their eyes.
One day, I liked a boy and he liked me and we were hanging out, watching a movie. It was cool, things were going well and we were hitting it off. Unfortunately, I found myself abnormally comfortable around him and when I'm like that around people they usually find out fairly quick that I'm pretty weird.
I have random thoughts; things jump into my mind, and I generally speaking blurt them out.
I told him about my prior eyeball licking endeavours and asked what he would do if I licked his eyeball.
That ended quick.
I'm so smooth and sure know how to woo boys hey?

Will blog more later

3 comments:

  1. "I liked to lick their eyes." uhhhhhhhhh. yeah, completely normal...
    On another note, I've licked Danielle's and Tessa's eyeballs often, it's really satisfying.

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  2. normal is relative to circumstances i guess.

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